Suzy Likes to Look at Balls
Season 1--Book 1
"Suzy likes to look at balls and if you play a sport, chances are before too long she'll take a look at yours...This book she wrote for you and me just to clue us in, on all the balls that Suzy's seen and where those balls have been."
Somewhere east of Winslow, Arizona as the peace pipe made its rounds through their hastily erected and smoke filled wigwam, two literary mavericks laid plans to change the world...or at least to enlighten those who practice the age-old tradition of “story time”.
Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh remember the “story time” of their youth with fondness. Now, years later, with blatant disregard toward the advice they paid an attorney $134 for; they have set out to make those precious moments just before bed every bit as satisfying for dad (or any other reader) as they are for junior.
“Yeah, they will probably try to sue you...”
--Christopher D. Williams, Legal Counsel
“Suzy Likes to Look at Balls” is the first of five books that make up Season One.
If Cards Against Humanity is a game for horrible people, Suzy Likes to Look at Balls is the book horrible people read while they play Cards Against Humanity!
Reach Around Books should change their tag line to “Books for horrible people”.
Jessi
Looking for contentious humor in the form of a seemingly innocent nursery book?
Look no further, prepare to wet yourself with laughter!
Sumguyen
I have never seen a bedtime story that is so laugh out loud hilarious!
The humor lies in the fact that there is nothing offensive about what it says! My mother (age 74) could read this to my son (age 6) and neither of them would think it was anything more than another well written, beautifully illustrated storytime classic.
Tyler
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What our readers have to say... |
I can't believe this ever got printed! I have never seen a bedtime story that is so laugh out loud hilarious!
--Christopher Bimisi has some huge cohones The celebrities depicted in this “kid’s book” for adults are spot on! --Kate You guys are awesome! If Cards Against Humanity is a game for horrible people, Suzy Likes to Look at Balls is the book horrible people read while
they play Cards Against Humanity!
--Kate This is the funniest kids book ever written! I have seen a TON of inappropriate children's books...but this one takes the cake!
--Raymond Hysterical! This tops the list of inappropriate children’s books that actually exist! --Jonathon Side-splitting, rib-tickling, laugh-a-minute fun! Looking for contentious humor in the form of a seemingly innocent nursery book?
--Geraldine Wouldn’t change a thing! Bimisi is brilliant! --Lauren LOL Funny gag gift for a funny people. --Danny Five Stars! Adult humor for sure, but still safe for kids… Brilliant!! --Chrisy You must read this book! Seriously. This book is so funny. I'll give it to everybody I know when they have their first kid! --Kendee Great book! I bought this as an gag gift for my best friend for her baby shower, she read it to everyone at the party and had everyone laughing their a$$es off. --Donald True colors... My friend was “offended” when I showed her my Reach Around...that b**ch is no longer my friend. --Mark Ingenious. It just sits on my coffee table...waiting for a victim. Never fails to get laugh-out-loud reactions from guests. --Lavern FUNNY Ridiculously funny book, if you have the right sense of humor --Ross Hilarious children’s book You should get this. It is hilarious, and will make for good kindling if the winter last too long. --Dorothy Yep. Funny, Funny, FUNNY....yep. --Sandra Great gag gift! Very funny, you could indeed read it to kids, the illustrations and the wording are perfectly innocent. I bought several copies whereas it's a great gag gift for my friends with their twisted senses of humor. --Ashley Insanely funny book Fun for a child to read, insanely fun for an adult to read.
--Paul ...Very intelligent humor! Such a great and funny book! It's definitely a classic in the making,
--Kimberly ...A story adults can laugh to I love this book. It's a fun loving little child's book. It's beautifully illustrated and It's a story adults can laugh to while reading to their oblivious young children. --Donna FUNNY Suzy, I too have always liked to look at balls….until now there was never a book that specifically talked about it.
--Paul Funniest book ever! My five year old nephew keeps asking people to read it to him. He doesn't get it at all, but all the adults are always rolling on the floor. --Steven Perfectly funny kid’s book The perfect addition to my collection. I seem to feel the need to build a library of inappropriate children's books. --Andrew Ingenious books, all five of them! Anybody who thinks they shouldn't read this to children...the problem is yours!
--Kenneth Yes...I am immature. This is the funniest things I've ever seen. Yes, I'm immature, just like me, this book will never get old. --George ...White elephant gag gift Purchase this book! You’ll be glad you did! I'm going to purchase another one as a white elephant gag gift for the Christmas party at work. --Carol Better than Crack! Funnier than Hell. I bought this masterpiece for the fun of watching the reactions of people when I hand it to them and watch them read it. --Michelle They actually wrote this Children’s book? A must have for any book lover with a tilted sense of humor. --Randy Hilarious children’s book I challenge you to keep a straight face while reading this. Hilarious and possibly offensive…
--Emily ...The physical book increases the funny factor! I seriously had tears in my eyes the first time I read this, which is insane because I already knew the entire book from viewing it online. --Josh Great gag gift! A raging hit. My friends all have a solid sense of humor and they just could not stop laughing...This was even better than our first game of “Cards Against Humanity”! --Ashton Way better than the other Balls book! Got this book for friends who are new parents. Best bedtime story ever written. --Micha Best baby shower gift ever! This book was perfect for a gag gift. --Randy Extremely funny children’s book Got this book for a friend of mine who just had a baby. He loves it. The book is really well illustrated and is extremely funny. --Brian Somebody is going to get sued over this! Hilarious! Shortly after we had or third child this showed up in the mailbox, a gift from my mom. I have never laughed so hard in my life! --Helen Perfect addition to the library! A fantastic gift for new parents! --Amanda |