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Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand

Season 1--Book 3

"Spank the Monkey will not expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind...He will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance."

--Mateo Luna

Inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don’t bother with books 4 and 5...maybe this isn’t for you.

We can part ways now and still be friends.

"Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand" is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course...you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).

“Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand” is the third of five books that make up season one.

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What our readers have to say...

My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

The blue beach balls on page 1 clued me in on how funny this was going to be...

--Zander

Bimisi, what is your phone number?

Spank is everyone’s best friend that they don’t like to talk about! I love how this bedtime book illustrates just how helpful he is!

--Zack

Kid's book? Sure, why not...?

You know a kid’s book is funny when you are still laughing days after reading it!

--Samantha

Is there a Spank fan club?

My friends and I want to know where we can get Spank the Monkey t-shirts.

--Chantelle

Dos Manos!

I celebrate Spank the Monkey and the hand he lends.

--Javier

This book is pure comedic genius!

I feel like I should ask if Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is a children’s book about masterbation...
Then I think “Hell no, I am not going to ask that!”

--Neiko